Showing posts with label BeWrite Books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BeWrite Books. Show all posts

Thursday, 26 January 2012

FLIPPIN' GREAT -- NEW BEWRITE BOOKS FREE MINI-EBOOKS


BUT BEWRITE BOOKS MINI-EBOOKS ARE FULL-SIZE!
BeWrite Books’ exclusive idea of free mini-ebooks covering all its titles is proving a huge success with browsers, readers and authors ... after just four weeks of the mass launch of well over 100 on New Year’s Day.

The feedback has been flippin’ amazing. And everyone’s a winner.

Each of these wee productions of between thirty and seventy pages carries full-colour cover and includes book notes, reviews, author biography and picture, and a generous extract from the book itself.

They make browsing a pleasure, reader selection foolproof, and are proving a wonderful, easy-to-use promotional tool for authors to boot. It’s the ‘good old days’, 2012-style.

Each title in the BeWrite Books catalogue is now covered by its mini-ebook. They can be read on our website’s bookstore HERE and freely downloaded, printed out or shared on other websites, other blogs, and even in emails by hitting the buttons at the bottom of the displays or simply by copying and pasting their individual URL/s.

Pages can be quickly turned by clicking on the little arrows at either side; but so far, folks -- even died-in-the-wool ebook readers -- tell us they enjoy the special thrill of seeing an ebook look and perform like the old treebooks they used to love. Using a finger or thumb to turn the pages on a touch screen or your cursor on a PC or laptop, the pages curl over like those of a traditional treebook and display two pages at a time like a paperback or hardback.

Just for fun, turn on your sound and you can even hear the cracking ‘paper’ pages as they flip ... hence the name of the special software BB Editorial and Design Director Tony Szmuk used to create them over the closing months of last year, ready for their launch: ‘Flipping Books’.

(I guess the smart US developers of this marvelous, but darned expensive, software were unaware of the fact that ‘flipping’ is a UK euphemism for the other F-word. That’s OK. We’re grown-ups.)

Browsers and readers tell us the mini-ebooks remind them of the unhurried experience and warmth of the old local brick-and-mortar bookshop ... in days of yore when they still had one.

After coming-up six decades as an avid reader and forty-seven as a pro-writer and editor, I no longer have a love affair with print, but if you still feel nostalgic, I just read of an app that actually allows you to smell paper as you read an ebook. Potty but true! No doubt there'll be an app for paper mold stinks and virtual book worm (the insect variety) disintegration of ebook volumes soon.

My IT-pro son, Alex, told me when we were discussing the legitimacy of 1960s and 1970s novels as historical fiction: ‘Get real, Dad; these days youngsters feel nostalgic before lunch about what they had for breakfast.’

If you visit the BEWRITE BOOKS BOOKSTORE, click on any title. That will take you to that book’s individual page. Scroll down to ‘Brochure’, click on that and – voila – you have your free mini-ebook. (Please allow five seconds or so for upload because these are real ebooks in their own right and not mere extra website pages).  For a shortcut, HERE'S AN EXAMPLE.

You’ll notice on the left of the screen display a table-of-contents panel to easily skip to the portion of the mini-ebook you want to see. But if you close this, you will have the book presented at full size and can flip through its pages at leisure. And if you click on ‘full screen’, it’s even more impressive.

By the way, these mini-ebooks are now to be created ahead of a new title’s release. As soon as a book is prepared for publication and a release date is set in stone, the mini-ebook will be created. So you’ll notice a new feature at the foot of our bookstore’s front page: ‘Coming Soon’.

Currently featured is Cemetery Ridge, to be fully released in paperback and all digital editions on February 10. But click on it now and you can read its covering mini-ebook to see if it’s one for you. (It’s HERE if you’d prefer to go direct.)

Have fun with your free mini reads, folks. And happy weekend. Neil, Tony, Hugh, Sam et al at BB






Friday, 6 May 2011

EBOOKS ... ELECTRIC SHOCK HORROR !! & !!!!


Re-printed by kind permission of Revel Barker of Revel Barker Publishing and the Gentlemen Ranters website – 'The Last Pub in the Street'. Fleet Street, that is; once the world press hub but now a mere address in London EC4. The website is where we old news hounds bay at the Moon and Stars and gather each Friday in a virtual tap room to swap tales; the long, the short and the suspiciously tall of the Golden Years of journalism. It is from Revel's catalogue of books by ace reporters and columnists of that era (see the catalogue so far here) that BeWrite Books' new hack-lit ebook editions are mined. But what follows isn't for journalists only – and neither is RBP/BB hack-lit.


By Neil Marr

Confronted with his first fax machine, an old-stager I knew at the Daily Mail in Glasgow discovered, well within a month, that he didn't really need to stick first-class postage stamps on his London-bound copy.

Those of us long enough in the tooth to remember 'new' technology will also recall how easily we adapted.

So why do electric books hit us like a high-voltage shock?

Readers switched from clay tablets to papyrus, to scrolls, to hand-copied codex, took to Gutenberg's idea when he knocked an old wine press into a primitive flat-bed in his cellar six centuries ago, and  they even survived the advent of cheap, mass-run paperback when our granddads were young fellers in flat caps or tin helmets. As tale-spinners, we scribes coped with web-offset and photo-comp.

The world's last standing typewriter factory (Godrej and Boyce in India) closed last week. We no longer sit-up-and-beg to write. And when was the last time you swapped insults with a bored copy-taker while his tea went cold at around take-three?

In the beginning, we're assured, was the Word. And how the Word is presented is about as significant as whether a good pint is hand-pumped into a straight glass or into a dimpled mug with a handle on it.

Forgive Us Our Press Passes
 by Ian Skidmore
But with no expenses to fritter any more, surely the price of content is a consideration. One point for ebooks. And you're already screen readers ... or how else would you be seeing this week's Ranters or reading the BeWrite Books blog here? Point two scored.

Many of Revel's hack-lit authors agree. Notably Ian Skidmore, who adopted the ebook in his majestic eighties. He wears a handlebar moustache that once put Jimmy Edwards to shame (Prof Jim cheated in the contest), a bow-tie the size of a kite, a Black Watch tartan three-piece suit innocent of volume controls, and he carries a Kindle ebook reader in his pocket – with the capacity to tote a virtual library that's even greater than that housed in the East Wing of Castle Skiddy itself.

So RBP's first venture into ebooks with BeWrite Books was with the enthusiastic approval of Skiddy, and  'Forgive Us Our Press Passes' went digital... a faithful reproduction of the revised and extended paperback edition.

Slip-Up by Anthony Delano
Next on board was Anthony Delano. His 'Slip-Up' was released in all ebook formats and at all major and minor ebook stores last week. And his 'Manacled Mormon' (the tale of naughty Joyce McKinney's kinky kidnapping sexploit) will go BB electric in June.

We see others from this growing hack-lit catalogue being offered in ebook form regularly from here in. The books are identical to the paper editions ... only the means of presentation and the target market has changed.

The hacks and haquettes who wrote these books possess the knack of enthralling the general reader, by the million and day-by-day. So why should their books not appeal just as generally and as widely? Why 'books by journalists FOR journalists'?

Ebooks make them international and as exciting to the man on the bus as they are to us. Some sushi chef in Tokyo might well be reading 'Slip-Up' right now... on a mobile phone while he waits on a railway platform to be shoe-horned onto the bullet train to work. Some jolly swagman is chuckling over Skiddy's hilarious history, sat beside a billabong under the shade of a coolibah tree (knowing he has 7,000 pages of battery life in his Sony, Kindle, Kobo, Nook, iPad or whatever, so she'll be right).

When lunches, liquids, lurches and life caught up with me in the nineties, I could no longer hack the trains and boats and planes that on-the-move journalism involved and had to quickly learn how to fly a desk. First I authored and ghosted books (for everyone from Random House to more obscure small press), then I became an editor (mostly of fiction – no surprise), and then a small-time publisher in 2000.

From the start, I insisted on ebook cover of every paperback released by BeWrite Books I'm one of your original ebook evangelists. Our wee team has seen nearly two hundred new and exclusive titles published internationally in the years since. Now BB is so well ahead of the ebook game that, last year, we withdrew all ebook titles from Ingram – the biggest book distributor on the planet – and soon found we had even greater reach than they have.

So Revel took notice and – with a handshake over a virtual bar-top – decided to give ebooks a whirl in cahoots with BeWrite Books. Apart from one recent release (also by an old Fleet Street pal [Irene Thompson's 'A-Z of Punishment and Torture']), RBP hack-lit is our only ebook-only venture.

Downloading and reading an ebook is as simple as falling off a high bar stool, ol' chums. So here goes...

Neil Marr of BeWrite Books
*Although to enjoy the experience fully, anywhere, anytime, you should lay hands on an ebook-dedicated reading device (there are about 100 on the market; from Amazon's Kindle, Barnes & Noble's Nook, Sony, Kobo, Apple's iPad to lesser known gizmos) you can read an ebook on your PC, laptop or netbook... as well as on your Blackberry, smart phone, iPod or even TV screen if you know how.

*You can buy ebooks in many digital formats. Mobi is especially for Kindle, ePub is pretty well industry standard and will present well on most machines. PDF is, in essence, a for-print digital file, but it is also ideal for PCs, laptops and netbooks when specially prepared for ebook reading by BB Design and Technical Director Tony Szmuk. Good for tablet computers like iPad and Galaxy, too.

*You can buy ebooks from scores of ebook stores. The Kindle store will offer only Amazon's proprietary Mobi format for its Kindle machines. Other stores will offer you a choice of download options.

*With a device that has internet access, you can download direct to your ebook-reader. If your device doesn't have this wi-fi facility, no problem; you simply save your ebook to your PC or laptop desktop and read it there or upload it to your reading device in seconds using a USB cable (price of a packet of crisps). My advice is to download the free and superb Calibre Library Software This will store and catalogue your virtual library of tens of thousands of books. It will even automatically convert from one digital format to another at the touch of a key.

Revel Barker, founder of  Revel Barker Publishing. 
Former ace national newspaper reporter and 
managing editor of  Mirror Group Newspapers
*All RBP's hack-lit ebooks will be priced at the local equivalent of $5.95 (as are all BeWrite Books digital editions). That's less than the cost of two pints in real money. If you're not US-based, you might find an Amazon loading of $2 (UK) or even $4 (elsewhere) on Kindle editions. This is not true of other stores. And at BB's own bookstore the price is fixed at $5.95 and you're offered the full range of digital options ... as well as a link to ours and RBP's paperbacks.

*Most stores will also link to book notes and reviews. If you go direct to BeWrite Books, you get this, plus author bio, pix, fuller reviews and also a free download of a generous extract to sample.

*Then you read and have fun.

There are a few tricks and shortcuts and, in the early stages, you might even hit a hitch or two (remember the first time you came to the end of a typewriter ribbon and had to call for help?). If so, just drop me an email and I'll talk you through.

Pretty well the only things you can't do with an ebook that you can do with a newspaper is wrap fish and chips in it or strip its pages and hang them for use in the privy.


Edinburgh-born Neil Marr kicked off on regional evening newspapers in the mid-60s and was a national newspaper staff reporter and freelance in Manchester, Glasgow and Fleet Street. He freelanced around Europe and the USA before opening Riviera Media Services in France in the 80s. When ill health forced him off the road, he took to books and has headed the editorial team of BeWrite Books for the past ten years, working from a home office in the Mediterranean town of Menton, sandwiched between Monaco and the Italian frontier.



Wednesday, 28 July 2010

TARGET MARKET -- SERIAL SLAUGHTER ON LINE


Released today by BeWrite Books is Mark Moehlman's Target Market.

Ever wondered what data is being collected and carefully distributed when you casually swipe your card at the supermarket or down at the gym ... and how it's used?

The hunt for an online serial killer in the market for targets reveals the chilling answer. Could you be on someone's computer-generated death list?

Click on the BeWrite Books open book icon to the right of this blog post and visit the front page of the bookstore section to read more about the book and its author and for an extract from the brand new BB novel.

For those interested: the edit was by Hugh McCracken and the cover art, external and internal design was by Tony Szmuk and -- as usual -- everyone on the team was involved in the proof reading. Print is by Lightning Source International in the US and UK and distribution by Ingrams.

The ebook version is avaliable for immediate download in PDF, ePub and Mobi fomats. Ebooks prepared in house by Tony Szmuk.

Best wishes and happy reading. Neil Marr

Saturday, 6 March 2010

RITA TOEWS AND READ AN EBOOK WEEK

There's a fascinating story and interview by Smashwords CEO Mark Coker in today's Huffington Post on Rita Toews, founder of Read an Ebook Week. http://tinyurl.com/yz2nz4r.

BeWrite Books has always supported the event, but this year ... well, what a heck of a week for the BeWrite.net website to be down for reconstruction!

Thankfully, Smashwords.com -- one of our leading ebook outlets -- has allowed us to get around this by using our publisher's page there to offer, this year, 'BeWrite Books for Haiti'.

From March 7-13 just visit our Smashwords profile  and scroll down through our catalogue for twenty-five Pay-What-You-Want titles. All income will go to the Red Cross effort on the earthquake-devastated island.

Cheers. Neil

Friday, 5 March 2010

BEWRITE EBOOKS FOR HAITI AS OF SUNDAY



March 7 thru March 13 is international Read an Ebook Week. So starting on Sunday and for the duration, BeWrite Books is offering TWENTY-FIVE of its eighty-plus Smashwords Edition ebook titles (usually $9.00) on a pay-what-you-like basis.

This means you don’t have to lay out a red cent to download your chosen ebook/s in any of nine digital formats.

But if you can afford even as little as a single dollar, a pound or a Euro, please do stump up … because every penny BeWrite Books raises from this offer will be sent to the International Red Cross to help out with their work in earthquake-devastated Haiti.

Simply visit the the BeWrite Books bookstore at www.smashwords.com/profile/view/bewrite

Cheers. Neil


Thursday, 4 March 2010

READ AN EBOOK, HELP HAITI

Read an Ebook Week starts on Sunday, March 7. Usually we join in the fun and games of promoting ebook reading in general and BB authors' books in particular with give-aways and special deals. This year, though, there's a hitch because the http://www.bewrite.net/ site is temporarily down for major construction and we can't fix anything from our own store.

So we had a wee idea ...

A whole bunch of generous authors at our admirable retail partners Smashwords.com in the US have clubbed their time and work together to compile a shorts anthology called 'One Hundred Stories for Haiti'. The ebook's been put together in record time (an excellent job, too) and is on sale everywhere with all proceeds to help in Haiti, where everything but pain, misery, hunger and devastating loss is in short supply.

What we at BeWrite Books thought was this: We have more than eighty titles so far running at $9.00 a pop with Smashwords, but there is a promotional facility in the Smashwords store to offer books either free or on a 'pay-what-you-like' basis. Raise your hand any BB author who'd object if we applied the 'pay-what-you-like' principle to some of our Smashwords edition ebooks for five days with anything paid by buyers going straight into Smashwords' Red Cross fund to help those whose lives are in turmoil after the quake?

Ah ... just as I thought. Not a single hand raised against the idea. Because we know you all personally, we had a feeling this would be something you'd support.

Watch this space and we'll let you know how it turns out.

Thanks, gang. Neil, Tony, Alex, Hugh and Sam

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

DANGER: MEN AT WORK

Sorry the www.bewrite.net website will be down for a little while. Tony and Alex have migrated all the original site material and Tony will now work on completely re-structuring with some pretty nifty bells and whistles. Please bear with us -- and watch this space for when all's up and running. We have also this week changed our @bewrite.net email server, so please forgive us any hiccups over the next day or two while we sort things out. Thanks for your patience. Hoots. Neil

Monday, 1 March 2010

HANDS ACROSS THE OCEAN

BeWrite Books has just had official confirmation that we've been accepted by the giant Scribd organisation as one of their very first non-US publishing partners. Scribd is the largest and most prestigious social publishing company in the world. All's a go-go here right now.

By the way, apologies to anyone who might have had problems with the www.bewrite.net website over the weekend. It's an unfortunate side-effect of major reconstruction work in hand by Tony, Alex and our technician at MIVA. The new supersite should be up and running very soon.

Read An Ebook Week is coming up again in a few days, so watch this space for freebies and generous deals on BB titles in all digital formats to celebrate the recent explosion in the popularity of ebook reading ... ten years after BeWrite predicted the digital revolution.

Hoots. Neil

Saturday, 27 February 2010

TONY SZMUK: FROM TRANSYLVANIAN PHYSICIAN TO DOCTORING THE BOOKS

Fangs ain’t what they used to be at BeWrite Books … thanks to new blood all the way from Transylvania!

After six months working behind the scenes, Romanian-born Anton ‘Tony’ Szmuk is now ready to get his teeth into the top spot as BB’s publisher in partnership with editor Neil Marr.

Already, forty-eight years old Tony, who now lives in Canada, has proved his value as a talented designer, expert technician, sound administrator and enthusiastic promoter and marketer.

You can see his stunning cover art on BB’s three recent releases, The Movie, The Blue Man Dreams the End of Time and Bottom of the List. He’s also learned the ropes of text design, format conversion and setting books for print and ebook alongside BeWrite Books’ co-founder Alex Marr, who will soon be leaving the company after ten years to follow a new career path in the UK.

It was Tony – with help from BeWrite Books editors Hugh McCracken and Sam Smith – who converted and uploaded more than eighty titles to Smashwords over the past month, an amazing feat that makes BB Smashwords’ third biggest publisher and its biggest outside the US. He’s also working on ebook format conversions for the BB book store and for several massive and prestigious new retail outlets he’s negotiating with. This past week alone, his work has earned BB prestigious partnerships with the ultra-selective ContentReserve and Scribd.

Tony’s even finding time to work with Alex in completely re-building a vastly improved www.bewrite.net website.

He is also responsible for setting up the formerly UK-based publishing house as an ‘official’ Canadian company as of Friday Feb 26, though BB will operate as it always has as an international, web-based affair with staff in Canada, France and the UK and authors and retailers all over the world.

BB editor Neil Marr said: “We’re all thrilled that Tony’s come aboard. I’ve known and admired him for a long time. In fact, when BeWrite closed its non-commercial community forums some years ago, it was Tony who immediately stepped up to the plate and opened www.bibliophilia.org within a couple of days as a new meeting place for our members. Tony doesn’t hang around and everything he sets his hand to is neat, innovative and professional. He bubbles with the energy, enthusiasm, talent and know-how BeWrite Books needs to grow. And he admires writers and good literature – that makes him a natural for the big job ahead.”

Fellow fiction editor Hugh McCracken said: “Sad as we were to see Caitlin Myers leave the company last summer for new adventures elsewhere, we’re overjoyed to see someone of Tony’s caliber take the reins.”

Poetry editor Sam Smith added: “We’re looking forward to an exciting future with Tony. And, although Alex will now be on the sidelines after so long as a key player, we’ve all become close friends and I know he’ll always be there when he’s needed. He has an open invitation for a Lakeland holiday at my place”

Neil’s son, Alex (Sandy), who set up BeWrite with Neil and Caitlin on January 1st 2000, took something of a back seat two years ago because of day-job pressure in Munich, Germany where he was based. But he was always on hand for willing help and expert advice and – in spite of the upheaval of a recent move to the UK and a demanding new managerial IT job – put in every hour he could spare to help with the technical and admin side of things after Caitlin left and to help show Tony the ropes.

Even now, he’s currently working on the complex accountancy involved in BB’s receipts and royalty payments. That is likely to be his last ‘official’ task for BeWrite Books; but he’ll never be far away for informal advice and encouragement.

“It’s been exciting to see what was just the germ of an idea over a midnight toast to the new millennium with my Old Man developing the way it has. I’m proud of what we and our authors have achieved. But now it’s time for me to move on and dedicate all my time and energy to a challenging new job and a new home. Having come to know Tony, though, I feel I’m leaving BeWrite Books in the very best of good hands.”

Tony was born and raised in Tirgu Mures, Transylvania – Dracula country to Bram Stoker readers and horror film fans. There, he became a physician … and later a world wanderer in search of a destiny.

Here’s his story in his own words:

“By the age of thirteen I was nuts about music. The first piece I really fell in love with was Beethoven’s Violin Sonata No.5. ‘Spring’. Then came Paganini, Vivaldi and, ultimately, Bach. I had all sorts of ‘periods’ with the music, the Brahms period, the Stravinsky period, etc. Bach wasn’t a ‘period’ for me. It’s just Bach, and then comes music. Of course, I got into jazz as well and all kind of world-ethno fusion which I still enjoy very much.

“At about the same age I started to get involved with literature. Reading everywhere, at any time possible. I think, Steinbeck was my first love. Lots of ‘periods’ here too: Céline, Borges, Camus, Mann, Bulgakov, Huxley, Marquez, ÄŒapek, Llosa, Kafka etc. But, just like with Bach, I discovered Dostoyevsky and that was it; he’s my superhero when it comes to literature.

“As an adolescent, I fantasized about becoming a writer, but I realized that I didn’t know much about life and the world … or anything much at all. I didn’t even know what to with my own life, so I gave up my writing dreams, because what could a guy who doesn’t know anything about anything write about? Instead, I went to university to become a doctor and hopefully, to find out more about something. I found that medicine was not my thing pretty quickly, but I still graduated the medical school because I wasn’t ready to break my family’s medical tradition.

“I became a practicing physician. But after two years, I said to myself that enough is enough, I jumped in my old Mercedes 300D and went to Budapest to ask my Hungarian girlfriend to marry me. She said ‘You don’t really want that. You don’t really want anything, or you don’t know what you want. It’s the same thing.’ So she dumped me and on my way back to Romania, on the train (the Mercedes was lying crashed in a Hungarian ditch somewhere) I realised that she was right.

“I thought that if I don’t know what to do anyway, I might as well emigrate to Israel. I got there in 1993 and started to work all kind of jobs: motorcycle mechanic, translator, diamond cutter, construction, etc.

“After few years, I turned back to Romania to visit my friends and family and got married. Not a very smart move, but at the time it seemed alright. So, what to do next? I started to work with some friends who were byzantine church painters. To say the least, very crazy artists. Life was good. Byzantine fresco and icons on wood were interesting stuff to learn about … and the food and booze at monasteries and in small villages was awesome.

“Then it occurred to me that these things called computers (I had no idea then how they worked), could be used to make icons on wood on an industrial scale. So, I bought a PC and some books and I started to learn about computers and stuff. With my painter friends, we made thousands of icons and sold them all over the world. That was fine, but after a while I figured that computers are really fun to work with, so I gave up the icons business and I opened an Internet Café with a friend of mine from Germany.

“Business was booming, but after a couple of years, broadband came in and I became a bit bored. Then I divorced, closed the business and went to Spain, then Germany to find something else to do. I spent four or five years in Germany, repairing computers and working as a nurse, thanks to my medical education. I was about to start working as a doctor because, again, there was nothing else to do, but I met my present wife who was living in the US at the time. We got married and moved to Canada. BC is a wonderful place.

“Waiting for my residency papers and right to work in Canada, I started to make all kinds websites just to keep myself busy. That’s how I met Neil Marr and BeWrite Books some years ago when he sent some articles to one of my general interest websites.

“We’ve always got on well and seen eye-to-eye, though Neil’s invitation to work with BeWrite was quite unexpected – and welcome. The work’s demanding, but it involves computer skills, art and design, literature, imagination, meeting and befriending creative people … all the things I love most. The future looks rosy.”
Tony officially takes his post as BeWrite Books Publisher on March 1.

Thursday, 25 February 2010

AN APPALLING APPEAL

Hya Chaps and Chapettes (scribes and readers):

We're trying our best to get the BeWrite Books Blog up and running again.

This time so that it’ll promote you and your books, your own sites and blogs, buying info, your thoughts, raves and rants, BeWrite Books in general, and be bursting with news and fun to attract the readers ... the guys right at the top of the food chain who determine your value as authors by blowing the cobwebs off their credit cards, and who might even take the trouble to review your work.

We don't want this to be a dry sales blog. We know you have info, comment, anecdotes and jokes coming out of your ears that will give readers an insight into what your work has to offer. And we want readers to tell us what's right and what's wrong.

WWW.BEWRITEBOOKS.BLOGSPOT.COM is as dim as a Toc H lamp right now and has about as many members as the Kalahari Caber Tossing and Clog Dancing Society. SIXTEEN followers! I’ve seen longer bus queues. We need hundreds …. thousands … to flog your books and attract the very best of writers and readers.

This place could really be helpful if a buncha folks registered and commented on posts – or even went so far as to suggest posts of their own. The Blog is picked up at places like FaceBook and Twitter to spread the word even further … and it’s all about spreading the word, isn’t it.

If you’ll just read it and recommend it, that would be finest kind. Contribute a little and it would be even finester kind and we can use it as the basis for a quarterly BB newsletter for reading and writing pals if you write with good sense and/or good humour.

If you’re unsure about what you want to say, just drop me a line at ntmarr@bewrite.net and I’ll help.

Put it this way, people … it will take less time to sign up and drop the odd note than it would to send me an email to say why you can’t be arsed. It’ll also save me the bother of coming over to your house and terrorising your pets.

Please do help out – for everyone’s sake.

That is all. Neil